The ‘Troll 2’ Out on Netflix Today Is Not ‘Troll 2,’ the Best Worst Movie of All Time

For a certain type of cult-movie junkie, the mention of Troll 2 brings forth some of the most quotable and terrible dialogue ever scripted: “You can’t piss on hospitality!” “They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me! Oh my goddddd!” Troll 2 is so fantastically awful it spawned a tribute doc, directed by the movie’s own grown-up child star, lovingly and perfectly titled Best Worst Movie. But if you go to Netflix right now, the Troll 2 the streamer is pushing…